|
Post by Stubbs on Jan 11, 2007 5:02:13 GMT
If the barwoman looks like a dog, you've not drunk enough If the barwoman looks like a goddess, you've drunk too much If the barwoman looks like a ceiling, you've fallen off the back of your stool.
|
|
|
Post by Stubbs on Jan 30, 2007 18:42:44 GMT
When in Rome, speak loudly and slowly for a piiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaa and beeeeeeeeeeeeerr, but settle for directions, they aren't waiters.
|
|
|
Post by Jungle on Feb 1, 2007 10:49:17 GMT
quotes updated
|
|
|
Post by igglybabe on Feb 5, 2007 19:49:08 GMT
Life begins the day after tomorrow...that way you always have a couple of days in hand!
|
|
|
Post by igglybabe on Feb 7, 2007 8:03:46 GMT
Probs already had it but.. if ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
|
|
|
Post by Jungle on Feb 9, 2007 13:54:13 GMT
from assorted church notice boards:
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the Altar.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on Oct. 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in school days.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet with the minister in the study.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
|
|
|
Post by igglybabe on Feb 10, 2007 12:36:01 GMT
"If you play an instrument, it's better to play with a group than with yourself"
|
|
|
Post by Stubbs on Feb 16, 2007 1:14:43 GMT
Time you enjoy waisting is not waisting time - T.S. Elliot,
(I cannot belive i haven't posted this before. It's my life's motto.) (may have misspelled Elliot)
|
|
|
Post by Generic Admin on Feb 16, 2007 10:37:34 GMT
(may have misspelled Elliot) Nope, but you spelt wasting wrong
|
|
|
Post by Jungle on Feb 16, 2007 11:58:00 GMT
how imbaressing appologiesing for spelling the wrong word wrong i just don't appologise
|
|
|
Post by Lisa on Feb 16, 2007 13:02:27 GMT
This is one a coach once said to me:
Good Archers are Never Happy!!
|
|
|
Post by webspider on Feb 16, 2007 16:07:08 GMT
Ancient Chinese proverb says:
"Without precision, you are inprecise"
|
|
|
Post by Stubbs on Feb 20, 2007 17:16:35 GMT
If your going to make a mistake, make a big one to show you were trying.
|
|
|
Post by igglybabe on Feb 23, 2007 14:32:02 GMT
dunno if this has already come up but: save trees, eat beavers
|
|
|
Post by Jungle on Feb 23, 2007 15:41:08 GMT
yep thats already on there
|
|
|
Post by Mitch on Mar 3, 2007 3:03:52 GMT
"no-one does chicken like Ashleigh"
|
|
|
Post by Stubbs on Mar 3, 2007 16:31:55 GMT
|
|
|
Post by igglybabe on Mar 4, 2007 17:38:08 GMT
“The difference between art and science is that science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else.”
DONALD KNUTH
|
|
|
Post by Stubbs on Mar 4, 2007 23:13:17 GMT
A way to find your usefulness is to stop, if no one notices then you have your answer
|
|
|
Post by Jungle on Mar 5, 2007 12:07:21 GMT
and once no one notices you can stay stopped and have a long holiday
|
|
|
Post by webspider on Mar 7, 2007 14:40:20 GMT
"the toilet was flusing, i was using my phone and that was that"
yes someone did flush there mobile down the toilet
|
|
|
Post by Stubbs on Mar 11, 2007 14:43:34 GMT
Guys have feelings too, fortunately we are very skilled at: ignoring, forgetting, disregarding, or simply just being apathetic to them, but they do exist and they can hurt.
|
|
|
Post by Mitch on Mar 11, 2007 17:23:24 GMT
Amen to that!
|
|
|
Post by igglybabe on Mar 11, 2007 17:50:17 GMT
aww poor lil boys
|
|
|
Post by Mitch on Mar 12, 2007 17:35:05 GMT
Politicians are no more corrupt than the rest of us: they just have more opportunities
|
|
|
Post by Birm on Mar 12, 2007 21:04:51 GMT
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
|
|
|
Post by Stubbs on Mar 12, 2007 23:51:20 GMT
i like that one,
don't know if this is in already but, Remember, half the world is below the average.
|
|
|
Post by Stubbs on Mar 16, 2007 15:08:12 GMT
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
|
|
|
Post by Jungle on Mar 16, 2007 15:39:16 GMT
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the drunk, the glass is always empty.
|
|
|
Post by Stubbs on Mar 19, 2007 13:15:38 GMT
never poke a badger with a spoon
|
|