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Post by Stubbs on Mar 22, 2007 3:21:12 GMT
not really funny but "Are arrows will block out the sun!" "Then we will fight in the shade."
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Post by Jungle on Mar 22, 2007 9:35:56 GMT
"you crack me up little buddy"
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Post by Stubbs on Mar 22, 2007 15:43:42 GMT
I'm never lost, just temporarily misplaced.
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Post by Generic Admin on Mar 23, 2007 14:24:46 GMT
If It Weren't For Venetian Blinds It Would Be Curtains for Us All
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Post by webspider on Mar 23, 2007 15:19:30 GMT
Oh dear.
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Post by igglybabe on Apr 4, 2007 8:25:20 GMT
!?! IN A TREE !?!
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Post by Stubbs on Apr 4, 2007 14:35:32 GMT
how did I not think of that
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Post by Generic Admin on Apr 4, 2007 19:33:50 GMT
Ian: Ashleigh, you hurt my balls!
Jungle (to Eve): If you're going to suck them dry atleast do it while I'm in them!
Jungle (to Ash): Put your hands back where they belong.
Phil: No boys have ever complained.
Phil: I have mohican balls!
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Post by igglybabe on Apr 5, 2007 22:28:05 GMT
jungle: will you lot please p*** off
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Post by Jungle on Apr 6, 2007 15:23:39 GMT
we should have just gone to your room it would have been easier
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Post by igglybabe on Apr 6, 2007 21:05:14 GMT
well u gave me a single room for a reason!
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Post by Jungle on Apr 6, 2007 21:10:24 GMT
silly me not realiseing before the last night i could have run up an even bigger bill
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Post by igglybabe on Apr 6, 2007 21:24:05 GMT
with no witnesses u cus have reduced it!
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Post by Jungle on Apr 6, 2007 21:38:37 GMT
oh good point i am a fool
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Post by igglybabe on Apr 6, 2007 21:43:33 GMT
such a fool, note for next year!
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Post by Jungle on Apr 6, 2007 22:16:24 GMT
already have done
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Post by igglybabe on Apr 6, 2007 22:24:15 GMT
i bet...
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Post by Lisa on Apr 10, 2007 9:59:58 GMT
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
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Post by Jungle on Apr 13, 2007 13:07:52 GMT
Quotes updated there are now 206
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Post by igglybabe on Apr 15, 2007 13:30:43 GMT
Are people who drink 'Newcastle Exibition' Exibitionists?
I would givce my right arm to be ambidexterous! (that is so spelt wrong)
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Post by Simon on Apr 22, 2007 15:17:54 GMT
Bring me my bow of burning gold Bring me my arrows of desire
'Jerusalem' by William Blake
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Post by Stubbs on Apr 22, 2007 15:44:38 GMT
there is a time and a place for everything, but the random quotes forum is not it
(this one may have been) It's simply a case of mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't matter.
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Post by igglybabe on Apr 28, 2007 8:33:59 GMT
3 Blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour would be exploititive!
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Post by igglybabe on May 3, 2007 21:43:55 GMT
"Tony Blair is like Robin Hood, He robs from the rich and gives to the poor!"
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Post by Jungle on May 4, 2007 10:22:29 GMT
if only that were true, he just robs for the rich to line middle managemets pockets the nhs being a prime example, please don't get me started on politics
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Post by igglybabe on May 4, 2007 12:38:07 GMT
lol, it was a quote from the carvery, it needed to appear, we also covered taxes and custard on icecream, very sophisticated
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Post by Stubbs on May 4, 2007 21:58:12 GMT
"thats no good, i can't rob from the slightly well off and give to the moderately impoverished!"
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Post by igglybabe on May 6, 2007 15:00:12 GMT
"Sometimes I feel like a pelican, no matter which way I turn, there always seems to be a great big bill in front of me"
(just for u jungle)
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Post by Mitch on May 6, 2007 21:27:11 GMT
currently, jungle, you owe me more money than zimbabwe owes the western world! Also, the fondu boy sends his regards!
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Post by Stubbs on May 7, 2007 22:42:37 GMT
Things not to say in an interview
Q Where do you see your self in 10 years time? A Firing you for your poor choice in recruiting me
Q What would you say is your biggest fault? A Not hiding the bodies
Q Why did you apply to us A It was more of an accident than design, but i got this interve anyway so i thought what the hell.
Q What do you know about the company? A Fuck all
Hope you enjoyed this, and remember, when your locked in the room with your interviewers, Do not coment on the sly looks the guy is giving the girl, ... even if it's obvious because thats just rude.
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