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Post by Queeg on Nov 4, 2005 17:29:40 GMT
People who think they know everything are of great annoyance to those of us who do.
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Post by M on Nov 4, 2005 18:53:08 GMT
mathematics is made of 40% formulas, 40% proofs and 40% imagination.
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Post by Queeg on Nov 4, 2005 19:00:17 GMT
add on another 800% bullshit to that! the proof is 0! and the fact we were taught epsilon = 0 and doesnt equal 0 at the same time for the same sum imagination has to be infinity, a number which cant possibly exist just thought of something else, a number divided by 0 being infinity. this is crap as there is quite obviously no nothings in something.
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Post by Sarah on Nov 4, 2005 19:10:54 GMT
33% of all statistics are made up
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Post by Quincy on Nov 6, 2005 19:50:21 GMT
If i had a dollar, for every brain you didnt have.... id have 1 dollar..... ;D
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Post by Mitch on Nov 6, 2005 21:21:22 GMT
On a church notice board
"Ladies, There is a rummage sale on saturday, so come and get rid of your unwanted items! Don't forget your husbands!"
and similarly, in a church where the vicar had been unwell,
"God is good!
Reverand Jones is better!"
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Post by Adam on Nov 7, 2005 22:31:46 GMT
"I said a BOWstring, not a G-- unh, nevermind..."
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Post by Ian on Nov 10, 2005 19:40:28 GMT
"It's not my fault my genitalia are in my knees!"
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Post by Sarah on Nov 10, 2005 21:46:17 GMT
"It's not my fault my genitalia are in my knees!" you actually wrote that - how long do you stay in this club before the will to live is completely destroyed? anyone who says 'if you can't beat them, join them' will be defenestrated. i haven't killed anyone....yet......to my knowledge
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Post by Queeg on Nov 10, 2005 22:00:14 GMT
thats such a cool word, people used to threated people at school with that cos they knew noone knew what it meant. some interesting things were said at todays committee meeting, i wonder if anyone will post them
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Post by Mitch on Nov 11, 2005 0:32:23 GMT
Defenestrated? Does that mean being chucked out of a window?
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Post by Chris on Nov 11, 2005 1:12:41 GMT
"It's not my fault my genitalia are in my knees!" you actually wrote that - how long do you stay in this club before the will to live is completely destroyed? anyone who says 'if you can't beat them, join them' will be defenestrated. i haven't killed anyone....yet......to my knowledge He didn't only write it... He actually said it
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Post by Adam on Nov 11, 2005 11:34:46 GMT
Defenestrated? Does that mean being chucked out of a window? I think that's defenĂȘtred . (GCSE French - A*, though I did just have to check my spelling! ;D)
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Post by Sarah on Nov 11, 2005 13:31:42 GMT
i didn't know it was french - our physics teacher used to always say it. but then they're completely bonkers anyway...
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Post by Queeg on Nov 11, 2005 14:19:46 GMT
it comes from latin. defenetred as adam said would be to be thrown out of curtains, a* or not. it comes from fenestrae which means a windowlike opening in latin.
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Post by Queeg on Nov 11, 2005 14:51:20 GMT
Remember, your house is at risk if you set fire to it.
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Post by Sarah on Nov 11, 2005 15:55:43 GMT
the insurance claim is at risk if you set fire to your house if they can prove it
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Post by ivan on Nov 11, 2005 19:46:57 GMT
Theory is when you know how it works but it still doesn't. Practice is when it works but you don't know why. In Physics, theory and practice are joined together - nothing works and no one knows why!
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Post by Adam on Nov 11, 2005 20:07:33 GMT
FenĂȘtre is window, not curtains!
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Post by Queeg on Nov 11, 2005 21:18:46 GMT
damn shitty translator
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Post by Queeg on Nov 16, 2005 13:33:26 GMT
what if there were no hypothetical questions?
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Post by Queeg on Nov 24, 2005 13:21:37 GMT
Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
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Post by Queeg on Nov 24, 2005 13:25:35 GMT
Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care
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Post by Mitch on Nov 26, 2005 15:30:47 GMT
Whoever said "there's no such word as "can't"" should try touching their left elbow with their left hand"
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Post by Sarah on Nov 27, 2005 11:37:42 GMT
easy - just cut off your left hand first - touch your left elbow with it then keep it on ice so the hospital can sew it back on. most things are possible if you think long enough and throw common sense out the equation.
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Post by Mitch on Nov 27, 2005 22:52:16 GMT
ah, common sense; the bain of a progressive society!
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Post by gemma on Dec 21, 2005 20:07:31 GMT
ya what common sense? who's common?
mmm wine gums
you lot are aLL crazy
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Post by Bob on Jan 11, 2006 15:46:38 GMT
"if at firsts you don't suceed, the skydiving isn't for you"
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Post by Adam on Jan 11, 2006 21:13:50 GMT
If at first you can't think of anything original, use something classic that's already been used. ;D
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Post by Queeg on Jan 11, 2006 21:25:44 GMT
If at first you can't think of anything original, use something classic that's already been used
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