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Post by Adam on Jan 14, 2006 0:12:30 GMT
Vvum...
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Post by Stubbs on Oct 9, 2006 13:27:13 GMT
I like thinking inside the box, I feel safe there.
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Post by Birm on Oct 28, 2006 18:13:31 GMT
I don't intend to live forever through my works, or my actions, I intend to live forever by not dying.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't
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Post by Simon on Oct 29, 2006 11:22:00 GMT
I'm going to live forever, or die in the attempt!
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Post by Adam on Oct 29, 2006 22:15:47 GMT
"This is not a quote."
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Post by Jungle on Oct 30, 2006 10:22:25 GMT
bugger eternal life I'll be happy as an eternal student
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Post by Stubbs on Nov 1, 2006 1:10:39 GMT
Pain, despite what you may have heard, is NOT your friend.
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Post by Jungle on Nov 2, 2006 9:44:27 GMT
this is off an actual technology news website:
World's first artificial human liver grown in lab. Line starts at the end of the bar.
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Post by Lisa on Nov 2, 2006 21:25:02 GMT
There's too much blood in my alcohol system
(sorry its it been on before, but its so true)
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Post by Jungle on Nov 9, 2006 15:05:06 GMT
I have updated the generator on the website randomness abounds there are now 143 quotes
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Post by Queeg on Nov 9, 2006 15:25:37 GMT
You have repeated a few
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Post by Jungle on Nov 9, 2006 15:32:17 GMT
yea I noticed some which I had repeated and removed them, but I could not be bothered to search through the rest. will do it at some point it just means your twice as likely to get some than others
I think I have weedled them all out
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Post by Adam on Nov 10, 2006 0:08:32 GMT
Something's messed up on the front page of the main website (to which there is no link on here btw) - the text at the top's cock-eyed.
Just an FYI.
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Post by Birm on Nov 10, 2006 8:33:37 GMT
It looks fine on my comp.
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Post by Jungle on Nov 10, 2006 10:26:24 GMT
I see what you mean it looks fine on mine until I go full screen but then again my wide screen seems to mess up all websites even google has bits in the wrong place I shall see what I can do
Edit: Adam is that any better
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Post by Adam on Nov 10, 2006 17:14:35 GMT
That's fine now
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Post by Jungle on Nov 14, 2006 14:53:54 GMT
Back to the quotes
'Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.'
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Post by Jungle on Nov 24, 2006 10:19:34 GMT
From a north american road sign
'Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.'
I know its an old one but I like it
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Post by Loz on Nov 24, 2006 11:20:32 GMT
Random quote? Not really. Absolute truth? Definately:
Never give chris tequila. Its baaaaaaaaad.
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Post by Birm on Nov 28, 2006 20:05:51 GMT
In an engineeringy mood today:
The engineers method: Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe.
Duct tape is like the Force, it has a Dark Side, a Light Side, and holds everything together.
The only two tools you need are duct tape and WD-40, if it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40, if it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
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Post by Jungle on Nov 29, 2006 9:36:14 GMT
I can not believe that the duct tape ones weren't already on there
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Post by Stubbs on Nov 30, 2006 23:46:44 GMT
when in doubt, hit it until it stops moving.
There are few problems in life you cannot solve with friends, either as cannon fordder or as decoys
you get old engineers and bold engineers, but you don't get old bold engineers.
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Post by Birm on Dec 1, 2006 11:20:07 GMT
If it still works, it hasn't got enough features
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back as life tries to figure out how you did it
Or an alternate philosophy,
If life gives you lemons, burn them
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Post by Stubbs on Dec 1, 2006 17:06:21 GMT
If life gives you lemons, throw them right back! If life gives you lemons, complain about the like of suger and water.
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Post by Mitch on Dec 2, 2006 17:03:19 GMT
If life gives you lemons, then you should be grateful. some of us deprived children have no lemons. Shame on you to scorn natures gift to you!
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Post by Jungle on Dec 20, 2006 11:50:12 GMT
"Students always give 100% Monday 15%, Tuesday 25%, Wednesday 30%, Thursday 20%, Friday 10%"
ah so true
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Post by Stubbs on Dec 22, 2006 2:01:15 GMT
success is when you expect a kick in the balls but you get a slap in the face
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Post by igglybabe on Dec 29, 2006 22:00:37 GMT
obviously..archers wudnt know anything about pain of any sort, especially not a kick in the balls.
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Post by Mitch on Jan 2, 2007 18:02:21 GMT
Rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb
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Post by Norburn on Jan 6, 2007 22:38:28 GMT
Reality is an hallucination caused by a lack of alcohol
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