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Post by Jungle on May 8, 2007 8:55:58 GMT
my god where am I going to find 5.4 billion US$, oh I have 50 pence in my pocket that should cover it, I would probably want change, horray for a weak dollar
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Post by Jungle on May 9, 2007 10:53:52 GMT
Just so i don't forget to put it in
From the minutes of LSAC committee meeting 26/04/07 3,c,iii 'James agrees toxopholy is a better word but believes Birmingham are weird, general consensus, Birmingham are bizarre.'
And
Got him pinned, good old groin shot
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Post by Birm on May 11, 2007 18:00:18 GMT
"When you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, sometimes all you can do is shrug"
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Post by Stubbs on May 13, 2007 8:41:02 GMT
Is reincarnation like a redo from start button?
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Post by igglybabe on May 15, 2007 0:33:54 GMT
Derek: Will you stop whipping me with your Spam! Derek: I thought that was Ash's knee I was groping, but it was actually Jungles!
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Post by webspider on May 15, 2007 8:22:30 GMT
Oh, ash, did u find your spam in the end?
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Post by Jungle on May 15, 2007 9:53:02 GMT
transcribed from my arm (i think they are a bit faint)
Ian just wants to ride that bike baby
Daddy can play with my rubber ducky
CSI: creamy sausage inuendo
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Post by Jungle on May 16, 2007 9:01:50 GMT
ash you are supposed to suck it in an erotic fashion not bite it
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Post by igglybabe on May 16, 2007 9:10:38 GMT
the camel said: 'have you seen my rear end?'
yes derek had it all along, thought that may have been the case! Of Jungle do you still have bitemarks?
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Post by igglybabe on May 17, 2007 10:06:35 GMT
Mitch wants Pips' nuggets!
Jungle has a Neo-Nazi Bunny Tail
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Post by igglybabe on May 20, 2007 12:11:40 GMT
'I have a kettle in my washing machine'
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Post by Lisa on May 20, 2007 19:57:59 GMT
James (Jungle): My arse is a lovely shade of purple in a nice square buckle shape!
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Post by Stubbs on May 20, 2007 21:26:10 GMT
people twister, .. to be played when the mat rips
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Post by Jungle on May 21, 2007 10:24:21 GMT
Ash: It wouldn't have burned if you kept your head straight Mitch: It was straight it was lodged between you thighs
I am not sure where this came from but it was written on my bit of paper 'Its hard to make archers bum the mouse!'
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Post by Jungle on May 21, 2007 12:43:30 GMT
'I have a kettle in my washing machine' I had mugs in my freezer and glasses in the oven
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Post by webspider on May 21, 2007 13:06:18 GMT
I thought the mugs were outside playing twister
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Post by Jungle on May 21, 2007 13:48:17 GMT
ah you might be right there
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Post by Stubbs on May 21, 2007 16:10:13 GMT
Ash: It wouldn't have burned if you kept your head straight Mitch: It was straight it was lodged between you thighs I am not sure where this came from but it was written on my bit of paper 'Its hard to make archers bum the mouse!' i don't know, and i don't want to know.
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Post by igglybabe on May 21, 2007 20:45:18 GMT
thanx Jungle!
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Post by Jungle on May 22, 2007 8:50:09 GMT
your welcome, people ask me to post such things and it is done, i even wrote it down, it did get a bit wet when i put a frozen mug ontop of it so it took extra decription
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Post by igglybabe on May 22, 2007 10:12:01 GMT
well thats what happens when u are silly enpough to put mugs in the freezer
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Post by Stubbs on May 22, 2007 11:17:47 GMT
Heroes aren't born. They're losers who never quit
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Post by Stubbs on May 24, 2007 17:19:35 GMT
Your not crazy until the little voices have started to refusing to talk to you.
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Post by Stubbs on May 29, 2007 19:51:28 GMT
For those of you who know the show "Barney"
I hate you, you hate me, lets gang up and kill Barney, With a boom and a bang and a Barney on the floor, no more purple dinosaur!
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Post by igglybabe on Jun 8, 2007 23:47:29 GMT
!?!MAN UP!?!
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Post by igglybabe on Jun 10, 2007 19:37:55 GMT
"the goal in life is to die young, as late as possible" (Ashley Montague)
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Post by Stubbs on Jun 10, 2007 23:00:29 GMT
I..need.. a .... drinnk, and ...some one .... .... beat .. me - everyone's fav chair.
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Post by Birm on Jun 11, 2007 10:27:28 GMT
"A day without sunshine is, well, night" "A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts" "A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems" "Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them" "Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry" "Be good, and if you can't be good, be careful" "Be naughty, save Santa the trip" "Carpenters rule: Cut to fit, beat into place" "Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am" "Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"
Amazing what you will do when there is revision to be done. More to come when I next get bored!
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Post by Birm on Jun 11, 2007 20:26:47 GMT
A relavent one for a change: "Goals are deceptive; the unaimed arrow never misses"
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Post by igglybabe on Jun 11, 2007 21:50:37 GMT
!?! ON A ZIMMERFRAME !?! I dont aim I let the arrow decide (used at BUTTS by the only Longbow)
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