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Post by Stubbs on Mar 9, 2007 1:55:12 GMT
you FAIL! Get out of my classroom! (but a good effort non the less)
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 9, 2007 9:08:48 GMT
nice and subtle Stubbs
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Post by Stubbs on Mar 9, 2007 18:35:05 GMT
I woke up with an achin' head as usual I can't remember goin' to bed as usual My stomach's feelin' very queer I've got a thunder storm in my left ear It must have been McEwan's beer as usual
Oh we sucked the drink up like a hoover as usual The cheap wine and the paint remover as usual And somewhere deep inside my brain I seem to hear a diesel train And I promise not to drink again as usual
I woke up in a public park as usual I must have crawled there after dark as usual Oh I'd better see how much I've got Oh Jesus Christ I've spent the lot I must have been a drunken sot as usual
Billy Connolly,
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 9, 2007 23:27:05 GMT
true genius!
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Post by Jungle on Mar 12, 2007 10:12:31 GMT
such truths
to miss quote my sisters favorite book it is a truth universally acknowledged that stubbs and I will get drunk
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Post by Stubbs on Mar 12, 2007 10:44:11 GMT
wednesdey, i'm not doing anything, btw i recogonise most of the sysmptoms in that son from one night or another. including the public park, which was infact a field.
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Post by Generic Admin on Apr 4, 2007 19:35:51 GMT
Put 'im on a sofa with Eve and Ashleigh..
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Post by igglybabe on May 20, 2007 14:07:55 GMT
sit em under a shaking tree...
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Post by Stubbs on May 20, 2007 21:38:59 GMT
ah, the list gets longer
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Post by igglybabe on May 20, 2007 21:47:29 GMT
it had to be added!
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Post by webspider on May 21, 2007 8:17:21 GMT
'put em on a hob, in jungle's kitchen'
now i'm in trouble (again)
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Post by Jungle on May 21, 2007 8:44:48 GMT
i think thats just mitch was sat on a lit hob in my kitchen
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Post by igglybabe on May 21, 2007 11:00:36 GMT
yes u are in trouble pip, and yes it was just mitch, im not THAT stupid to sit on the hob...
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Post by Stubbs on May 21, 2007 16:42:23 GMT
'put em on a hob, in jungle's kitchen' theres no sexual content in that, it just says to burn the drunken archer's bum.
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Post by igglybabe on May 21, 2007 20:44:37 GMT
and thats the way it should stay!
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Post by webspider on May 22, 2007 8:19:01 GMT
but we know the truth
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Post by igglybabe on May 22, 2007 10:13:22 GMT
that we were rearranging the kitchen!
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Post by webspider on May 22, 2007 12:41:04 GMT
yes, thats what i meant
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Post by Jungle on May 22, 2007 13:02:41 GMT
they definatly did that, has anyone seen my toaster its not in the freezer
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Post by igglybabe on May 22, 2007 14:41:55 GMT
we refrained from putting electrical equiptment in the freezer, if my memory serves me well it went into the top cupboard where ur plates USED to live. hehe that was a fun game!
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Post by igglybabe on Feb 10, 2008 23:02:18 GMT
RETUTN OF THE DRUNKEN ARCHER FOR ISKLE OF MANN
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Post by Jungle on Feb 11, 2008 10:28:00 GMT
we had all better learn the words or just sand in a circle on iom so we can read each others backs
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 18, 2008 16:04:24 GMT
ok new verses:
- Stubbs and Loz, using physics - Make 'em sing the social song - Make 'em drink the rovers dry
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Post by Birm on Mar 18, 2008 21:56:46 GMT
-Send them for the chinese take-out
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Post by Jungle on Mar 19, 2008 12:40:23 GMT
'em works better
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Post by Birm on Mar 19, 2008 21:21:57 GMT
It does, also: - Rock the boat and watch 'em chunder
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 20, 2008 0:19:53 GMT
oooh id rather not
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Post by Phildo on Mar 20, 2008 17:53:37 GMT
i do believe that was mine birm...
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Post by Birm on Mar 20, 2008 21:24:45 GMT
It was, but you didn't seem to be posting it so I thought I would. Credit for the above verse goes to Mr. Middleton
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 20, 2008 22:24:12 GMT
how nice of you
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