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Post by Stubbs on Mar 4, 2007 18:16:12 GMT
Starting work on the finished article. it could be that we each learn a verse and sing the first line and the rest follow.
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Post by Stubbs on Mar 4, 2007 22:16:36 GMT
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Archer? What shall we do with a drunken archer? What shall we do with a drunken archer? What shall we do with a drunken archer? Early in the morning!
Oo Ray, Duck she firers Oo Ray, Duck she firers Oo Ray, Duck she firers Early in the morning!
Make ‘em shoot until he's sober Make ‘em shoot until he's sober Make ‘em shoot until he's sober Early in the morning!
Chorus:
Paint ‘em yellow and use him for practice Paint ‘em yellow and use him for practice Paint ‘em yellow and use him for practice Early in the morning!
Chorus:
Send ‘em in the field with the metal detector Send ‘em in the field with the metal detector Send ‘em in the field with the metal detector Under cover Fire!
Chorus:
Post ‘em on Facebook with another Post ‘em on Facebook with another Post ‘em on Facebook with another Early in the morning!
Chorus:
Make ‘em wear the social tee-shirt Make ‘em wear the social tee-shirt Make ‘em wear the social tee-shirt Early in the morning!
Chorus:
Make ‘em shoot in little tight shorts Make ‘em shoot in little tight shorts Make ‘em shoot in little tight shorts Early in the morning! Chorus:
Find ‘em naked in a bathroom Find ‘em naked in a bathroom Find ‘em naked in a bathroom Early in the morning!
Chorus:
Lock ‘em in the coffin with Gemmer and Amy Lock ‘em in the coffin with Gemmer and Amy Lock ‘em in the coffin with Gemmer and Amy Early in the morning!
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Smear ‘em with marmite, for that odor Smear ‘em with marmite, for that odor Smear ‘em with marmite, for that odor Early in the morning!
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Make them swim to the little island Make them swim to the little island Make them swim to the little island Early in the morning!
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Hang ‘em from the nets until he’s sober Hang ‘em from the nets until he’s sober Hang ‘em from the nets until he’s sober Early in the morning!
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Leave ‘em at the Isle of Man Leave ‘em at the Isle of Man Leave ‘em at the Isle of Man With the Woman's Rugby
Oo Ray, Duck she firers Oo Ray, Duck she firers Oo Ray, Duck she firers Early in the morn-ing!
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Post by Stubbs on Mar 4, 2007 22:20:35 GMT
I tried to avoid names of the obvious, it does fit onto one page, i think it's good and all works, anyone care to comment (apart from the length, we'll need song sheets)
Cut "make 'em poke ash with a little long rod" and eddited some, they seem to work when sung out loud, demonstration at wednesday pub.
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Post by Mitch on Mar 4, 2007 22:49:16 GMT
stubbs, you have far too much time on your hands - are you sure you're not a sociology student?
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 4, 2007 23:00:14 GMT
he is right...wayyyy tooo much time!
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Post by Stubbs on Mar 4, 2007 23:11:07 GMT
back off, this has not been the work of many a sleepless night, I'm just good at rhyming. besides, it's for the betterment of archery!
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Post by Norburn on Mar 5, 2007 11:16:14 GMT
what happened the the one about the stands and carrying ash at the isle of man
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Post by Lisa on Mar 5, 2007 11:25:50 GMT
I don't think they fit with the layout of the song do they?
Question: what do you do with a drunken archer?
Then the answer follows.
That right isn't it?
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Post by webspider on Mar 5, 2007 11:50:46 GMT
Stubbs. What about the ashleigh one we talked about. "Make'em poke ash, with a longrod." I think that was it, may need to edit. Sorry didn't read yor post properly.
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Post by Jungle on Mar 5, 2007 12:05:48 GMT
alan it is a master piece mozart has nothing on you (its much better than anything he has produced in recent years)
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 5, 2007 12:42:59 GMT
i agree, congrats, and no verse about me was defo a good idea, less encouragement to actually pic me up, so im not complainin!
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Post by webspider on Mar 5, 2007 13:10:45 GMT
but thats less fun. (p.s. you ignored me ashleigh )
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Post by Jungle on Mar 5, 2007 13:16:49 GMT
is she snubbing you now are you not fit to be in her company
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Post by webspider on Mar 5, 2007 13:52:36 GMT
Absolutely. Was in the ehb, and she walked straight past me!
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Post by Stubbs on Mar 5, 2007 14:05:54 GMT
what happened the the one about the stands and carrying ash at the isle of man I had to let it go, along with the poking ash as well Lesa's right, the song is what do we do with a drunken archer then answers, i am still trying for a "Make 'em (do something) Ash -- - -" that's not too offencive eg "make 'em poke ash with a little long rod" but that's a bit "riskay"
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Post by Jungle on Mar 5, 2007 14:19:00 GMT
dangerous comment coming:
mitch can sing that verse on his own or maybe mitch should be excluded from singing it
EDIT wohoo owain is no longer top poster
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 5, 2007 14:21:19 GMT
Apologies Phil, didnt see you...was that today? In my sexy Purples? riskay....indeed...lol
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Post by webspider on Mar 5, 2007 14:34:18 GMT
I suppose ash and mitch are in a verse you've created, but it may not stop me from singing the verse anyway . (It was 2day, in your purple shorts)
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 5, 2007 14:35:37 GMT
well apologies, i do love u...honest, maybe not if u start singin bout me, lol!
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Post by webspider on Mar 5, 2007 14:40:06 GMT
arrr, thank you. Still not going to stop me sing
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 5, 2007 14:41:15 GMT
oh really.....
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Post by webspider on Mar 5, 2007 14:43:59 GMT
you know me i love to sing. "sing it loud, sing it clear, for the whole wide world to hear"
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 5, 2007 14:48:04 GMT
hmm, i bet....just remind me, you love pain too right...
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Post by Jungle on Mar 5, 2007 14:51:43 GMT
you see i know my limitations i never sing unless the track i am singing along too is very loud so no one can hear me or i am drunk or there are alot of other people singing badly along with me thank you alan, phil, mitch etc
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 5, 2007 14:53:22 GMT
you hav way more sense clearly!
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Post by webspider on Mar 5, 2007 15:28:32 GMT
more common sense, less sense of adventure.
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Post by Lisa on Mar 5, 2007 16:59:51 GMT
[ "sing it loud, sing it clear, for the whole wide world to hear"[/quote]
I thought it was fling it here, fling it there, and if your standing near then you'll all get your share!!
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Post by Stubbs on Mar 5, 2007 17:05:23 GMT
I suppose ash and mitch are in a verse you've created, but it may not stop me from singing the verse anyway . (It was 2day, in your purple shorts) I thought that i covered the whole regrettable incident with: Post ‘em on Facebook with another Post ‘em on Facebook with another Post ‘em on Facebook with another Early in the morning! I tried to get verses that pertain to people. and yet not too insulting.
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Post by Stubbs on Mar 5, 2007 17:07:31 GMT
"I'd like to teach, the world to sing, in perfect harmony, I'd like to buy, the world a Coke, and keep it company"
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Post by igglybabe on Mar 5, 2007 17:18:55 GMT
mmmmm...coke
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